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Tuesday, 22 September 2015

Scarred For Life...



What happens after college actually starts? And what would you expect on the first few days of college? Well, you would expect a lot of new people make new friends, start new think and such. And then it is very natural for us to look for hot dudes and gals…hey, like I said it is only natural. Especially when you have been studying in an all girls facility. Yep, that’s right, it’s Susan.

The poor girl has no clue… Well, as a matter of fact neither did I, that boys would be so super horny…

Why you ask? Well let me tell you short a story..

Life was going good for Susan. There was this really super hot dude in her class and moreover, he was unashamedly flirting with our innocent beauty.  The flirting went as far as Mr. Hot saving a seat for her on the second day of their class together and him giving his number in a not-so-subtle way.

If it were any other girl, she would have flirted right back or slapped him right across his face, but, our dearest Susannah, had no clue and had no idea what to do. So, when he asked for her number, she panicked and said she did not remember and ran off.

I know, that’s just sad. Her face was a picture of mortal embarrassment when she recited what had happened.  So, the next day, she put on her brave face and faced him and bravely gave him her number. You go girl, right. That’s what I thought too.

That is until on the fifth day…. What happened you ask?

Well, after exchanging a few innocent phone calls, he asked Susan for Sex!!

Yep, I know and your eyes don’t deceive you ladies. He did. The world is just hopeless.

And that’s how I found sweet, innocent little Susan moping on her bed, scarred for life.

Now tell me, my dear readers, how many of you think that guys are d-bags?

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