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Tuesday 22 September 2015

Scarred For Life...



What happens after college actually starts? And what would you expect on the first few days of college? Well, you would expect a lot of new people make new friends, start new think and such. And then it is very natural for us to look for hot dudes and gals…hey, like I said it is only natural. Especially when you have been studying in an all girls facility. Yep, that’s right, it’s Susan.

The poor girl has no clue… Well, as a matter of fact neither did I, that boys would be so super horny…

Why you ask? Well let me tell you short a story..

Life was going good for Susan. There was this really super hot dude in her class and moreover, he was unashamedly flirting with our innocent beauty.  The flirting went as far as Mr. Hot saving a seat for her on the second day of their class together and him giving his number in a not-so-subtle way.

If it were any other girl, she would have flirted right back or slapped him right across his face, but, our dearest Susannah, had no clue and had no idea what to do. So, when he asked for her number, she panicked and said she did not remember and ran off.

I know, that’s just sad. Her face was a picture of mortal embarrassment when she recited what had happened.  So, the next day, she put on her brave face and faced him and bravely gave him her number. You go girl, right. That’s what I thought too.

That is until on the fifth day…. What happened you ask?

Well, after exchanging a few innocent phone calls, he asked Susan for Sex!!

Yep, I know and your eyes don’t deceive you ladies. He did. The world is just hopeless.

And that’s how I found sweet, innocent little Susan moping on her bed, scarred for life.

Now tell me, my dear readers, how many of you think that guys are d-bags?

Tuesday 1 September 2015

High Heels Ain't Always A Bitch.




As I said before, my room can accommodate 4 people and as of now, only Susan and I were there. We were still waiting for the other two.

It’s a nerve-wrecking thing to wait for the people you are going to share a small room for one whole year. You start imaging all sorts of weird characters you would get as roommates. The anticipation all but killed me until the day she actually arrived.

For the first couple of days, it was just me and Susan, and unfortunately for her, her college started way before mine did. So, while she went to college, I would spend my time reading, writing, and basically tried to kill my time anyway I can.

The day I met ‘her’, was outside the lobby of the ladies hostel. I noticed a girl wearing killer pumps. Let me clarify something, I don’t wear heels. Never, ever. But, those heels made me want to wear them. If you were imagining it to some really royal and sequined shoes, it wasn’t. They were simple basic black with beige heels. Well, what can I say, I am a simple person.

Anyway, I reined in my envy and went back to the room, only to find the new suitcases. What the hell!! We have our third roommate. Awesome. I immediately texted Susan.

And then the wait started. If you felt the anticipation before was dramatic, then this would send you straight to hell. I waited and waited and waited and finally, she came in. And guess what… yeah, you guessed it, it was Miss. Killer heels.

Shrexis (Miss. Killer heels) was actually a very nice girl. She was very down to earth and had absolutely gorgeous hair. And when I mentioned the heels to her, she said she loved them and couldn’t think of parting with them and had to bring them with her, even if she might never have the opportunity to wear them here.

When, Susan came to the room that evening, I was asleep, so I am not really sure about their first meet. But I know that they immediately became very close.

Two down and one more to go. Hope she is as good as the other two.